Dearly Beloved.

koduck:

the closer i get to graduation the more i realise that evolution should never have happened because monkeys don’t deal with this shit monkeys just enjoy bananas

Filed under: #text

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

Filed under: #text #accurate #exactly #sigh #life

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

Filed under: #n #text #! #...

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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Γιου μαδαφάκινγκ φάκινγκ φάκερ φάκιτυ φάκο φάκα φακές φασόλια μαυρομάτικα!
Κατέβαινα με έναν φίλο την Πανεπιστημίου χθες κατά τις 11:30…
Filed under: #good #greek #text

I hate how the majority believes that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

etc

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

Filed under: #*couGH* #text #accurate

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

Filed under: #text #yep
ΕΑΝ,

stonedcoldthoughts:

ΤΟ ΣΥΜΒΟΛΟ ΗΤΑΝ ΚΥΚΛΟΣ ΑΝΤΙ’ ΣΤΑΥΡΟΣ, ΗΤΑΝ ΝΑ ΕΚΑΝΑΝ ΚΥΚΛΟΦΟΡΙΕΣ ΑΝΤΙ ΣΤΑΥΡΟΦΟΡΙΕΣ.

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

Filed under: #balloons #text #omg
Sun Sign Mottos:
Aries: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
Taurus: BUT YOU HAVE TO
Gemini: BUT I'M RIGHT
Cancer: LOVE MEEEEEE
Leo: LOOK AT MEEEE
Virgo: CAN YOU NOT
Libra: LETS GOOO
Scorpio: DON'T LIE TO ME
Sagittarius: OH OK
Capricorn: LISTEN TO ME
Aquarius: LETS DO IT
Pisces: BUT WHY
Filed under: #yep #sun signs #signs #text

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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Filed under: #omG #text #cat #accurate #parents

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs
Filed under: #boobs #yep #me #text

thumbcramps:

hi guys! this is a comic i made for a final in my comics in literature class. we had to do a research paper on a topic we’d discussed in class and then accompany it with a comic with a relevant subject. my paper was about hyper-sexualization of women in comic books, but i decided to broaden it out here as well as personalize it and make myself the subject and discuss something i’ve been subjected to in the convention circuit and on the internet as well as thousands of other women, as well as give a cue to thought about how the comic book industry as well as the video game industry and even just media in general (all of which are male dominated) push such ridiculous pressures onto girls and women.

also, it feels kind of silly to have to add this since i hope it’s obvious, but i am very aware that there are men that don’t subscribe to this attitude, and am incredibly grateful that these issues are brought to light to people other than the ones that are subjected to it. 

anyway haha i have literally been staring at this for 9 hours i don’t even know which direction is up anymore. thanks for reading!!!

richwhitelesbian:

crap? no, no. i feel like crepe. flattened, unable to rise. filled with chocolate and icing sugar 

Filed under: #text #me #accurate

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

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Filed under: #fuck #accurate #text
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